You know how it is? When someone else gets a book deal to write about your ex-boyfriend?

Yeah, I didn't know either, until this morning. That's when I stumbled on this...

Jujitsu Rabbi and the Godless Blonde: A True Story

It looks like an Eat Pray Love for the 20s Manhattan media professional. Instead of going around the world, the author slummed it in Crown Heights for NINE WHOLE MONTHS, while she shared an apartment with the titular 'Jujitsu Rabbi.' Barf.

Let's hope Marginal Hasid isn't the new Magical Negro.